If you stay stagnant you rust.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the newest addition to our website - the apparel section! It's like a mini Dann's Garage you can carry with you wherever you go. You no longer have to settle for boring clothes that don't reflect your personality. Now you can rock a piece of Dann's wisdom on your chest and let everyone know that you're not just stylish, but also highly intelligent (or at least trying to be). So, what are you waiting for? Get shopping and start filling that closet with clothes that will make your friends jealous and your enemies... well, even more jealous!